The
Hoste Arms, Burnham Market,
North Norfolk
Clifford
Mould found a17th Century
Inn that offers both quality
and informality
Why
don't you review any good places
in North Norfolk? - a reader
chided us recently - The
Hoste Arms is well worth trying,
so get on your bike!
Off
we pedalled, and discovered that
Norfolk, from Sandringham onwards
is by no means flat. We drove
over from Oundle, across the
fens past Wisbech, skirting around
King's Lynn. At Sandringham we
made a pause, to let the dog
out. I always thought of
Sandringham as the Royal Family's
private holiday bolt-hole, so
I was surprised how accessible
the house and grounds are to
the public. There is an excellent
website with all the details
of opening times, special events
and attractions: www.sandringhamestate.co.uk .
There are other fine houses in
the area, such as Holkham Hall,
and the village of Burnham Market
is very attractive with lots
of fine independent shops. There's
sailing and riding, golf and
clay pigeon shooting, and of
course there's the sea - the
North Norfolk coast is spectacularly
beautiful. We took the dog to
the beach at Brancaster; the
tide was out and the vast expanse
of sand, sea and sky was like
stepping into a vast watercolour
painting.
With
all this to revel in, you need
both somewhere to stay and somewhere
to replenish the inner man, so
we fetched up at the historic Hoste
Arms. When Paul Whittome bought
it about 13 years ago it was
practically derelict. Paul is
an amazing dynamo of a man; he
works his socks off and has a
passion for food, wine, company
and getting things done. He has
overcome a problem with deafness
- but he lip-reads brilliantly
so just remember to face him
as you speak. His latest
gizmo is an electric canopy that
protects the terrace from a rain
attack. More seriously, a barn
conversion enabling more bedrooms
and a penthouse suite is nearing
completion. We took a whistle-stop
tour, and every workman greeted
him with a cheery Hi Paul!,
for he is man who for all his
entrepreneurial drive, has no
time whatsoever for stuffy formality.
The
bedrooms are comfortable, and
rather heavily draped (I'm in
my minimalist phase, so take
no notice), but much care
has gone into the decor, mainly
the work of his wife Jeanne.
Downstairs, the centre of the
pub remains, as it should be,
the bar, recently and authentically
restored to its former Victorian
glory. This is the very essence
of an old fashioned pub bar where
no food is served, so that people
(particularly locals) can lounge
about and smoke if they want
to. I didn't ask if the labrador
would be welcome in the bar,
but I'd be surprised if he weren't.
In
spite of the Hoste's formidable
reputation for good cooking,
you can still enjoy a lunchtime
sandwich whilst sitting in a
comfortable leather club chair
in the lounge. The dining
rooms are several interconnecting
rooms of varying sizes - we sat
in a nice old panelled room and
had lunch. The menu is the same
for both lunch and dinner. Paul
has adapted a standard Falcon
catering range to deliver a massive
turbo-charged wok burner, so
look out for some oriental and
fusion-style dishes. We enjoyed
a starter of sweet and sour beef
strips - which were very crispy with
suitably wok-wilted greens -
and the main course vegetable
stir fry, both of which were
deftly finished and presented.
But the chopsticks were those
horrid tiny little ones that
were even smaller than those
at our local take away. Those
and the cheap paper napkins were
my only real criticism of the
restaurant. Informality be blowed!
My
Salade Nicoise was a very proper
version, having a generous wedge
of chargrilled tuna sitting proudly
on top of all the right ingredients
and none of the wrong ones. So,
no anchovies, not if there's
already tuna, but nice hard boiled
eggs with just set yolks, crunchy
green beans, but no cold potatoes.
Larousse definitely says, no
potatoes!
The
fish dishes are a speciality.
I'd like to have tried the Millefeuille
of Monkfish, to see how they
do it, or the crisp fried seabass
with steamed asparagus and pink
grapefriut (sic!) dressing. But
the seafood casserole in a coconut
and lime bisque was irresistible,
voluptuously smooth and rich,
with nice big chunks of fish.
I had the best end of English
lamb, a generous portion that
sat on a rather too large top
hat of lightly cooked aubergine.
The confit plum tomato wasn't
really confit either, but the
lamb was perfectly cooked, all
pink and tender inside. It came
with a nice proper gravy, rich
and savoury and not over
sweetened like so many reductions
are these days, as chefs try
to hard to achieve that syrupy
consistency.
The
puddings were wicked: have the
assiette of Hoste puds to share:
the ice creams were delicious
and both the passionfruit creme
brulee and the chocolate mousse
cake were both marvellous. There's
a wine list that reflects the
passion of a true wine lover.
The good news is that there's
a massive choice of interesting
wines for under twenty pounds.
For those who want to push the
boat out, there are classic clarets
and Burgundies as well as heavyweights
from California and Australia.
The
cost of your meal:
Starters
from £3.75 for soup of the day,
mainly around five to six pounds.
Most have a light main course
version for an extra £3 or so.
Mains: Fish about £12, meats from £8.75 to £15.95
for fillet of beef
Puddings £4.50 As I
type in the prices of this excellent
cooking, it occurs to me that
it costs no more than that in
our local, one of the
ubiquitous Chef and Brewer chain.
Staying
at The Hoste Arms:
There are many different price
breaks, so the best thing is to
visit the Hoste Arms website: www.hostearms.co.uk,
or email reception@hostearms.co.uk The
Whittomes also own the nearby Railway
Inn where you can stay for as little
as £48 for a two night midweek
break. Charming children
and well trained dogs are welcome.
The
Hoste Arms, The Green, Burnham
Market, King's Lynn, Norfolk
PE31 8HD
Clifford
Mould April 2002
If
you liked the Hoste Arms, you
might like to try the Pheasant
at Keyston, or The
Crooked Billet at Newton
Longville